Funny jokes on facebook

welcome to Africa where a teacher asked her class, What is Sex?
Johnny Got Up and said,"Sex is a*temptation*,caused by a*Sensation* where aboy sticks his *location*into agirl's *destination* to increase the*population*of the next *generation*.Did u get my *explanation* ?
or Do you need a*demonstration*
The teacher Fainted.

CUTE LADY WITH STOMACH PAIN:
Doctor: What did you eat last night, young girl?
Cute Lady: Chicken, Pizza, Liver, Sausages, Fish and Wine.
Doctor: Please this is not Facebook. Just be frank and tell
me the truth or I'll leave you to die.
Cute Lady: Gari and Beans with borehole water


SIR::: what is your name
ME::: M.P. Sir
SIR::: In full please 
ME::: Mike Paul 
SIR::: Your father's name?
ME::: M.P
SIR::: what does that mean?
ME::: Matthias Paul 
SIR::: what is your qualification 
ME::: M.P
SIR::: (angry) what is that
ME::: Mathematic Professor 
SIR::: So why do you need job?
ME::: It is because of M.P
SIR::: Meaning
ME::: Money Problem 
SIR::: Would you explain your self and stop wasting my time!!! What's your personality like?
ME::: M.P sir
SIR::: What is that 
ME::: Marvelous Personality 
SIR::: I see..... I will get back to you 
soon 
ME::: sir how was my M.P
SIR::: And what's that again?
ME::: My Performance 
SIR::: I think you have M.P
ME::: Meaning 
SIR::: Mental Problem
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share this to M.P (Many People)
I have sent this to you because you are M.P (My Person)
If time does not wait for you, don't worry just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy your life.

 I still don't understand why people who lend cars are not called CALENDARS
English is crazy!