An 8 years old son asks his dad:
"Whats
the difference between 'Potential ' and 'reality?'
Dad turns to wife: "Would you sleep with
Barack Obama for $1 million?"
Wife: "Of course, I will never waste that opportunity."
Dad turns to daughter: "Would you sleep with Brat Pitt for $1 million?"
Daughter: Yes! He is my fantasy.
Dad turns to elder son: "Would u sleep with Tom Cruise for
$l million?"
Eldest son: "Why not? Imagine what I would do with that money."
Dad then turns to his youngest son: "You see son, 'Potentially ' we are living with 3 millionaires BUT in 'reality ' we are living with two prostitutes and one Gay
nothing raises blood-pressure like an ugly girl who refuses to swallow pills after sex....
If you inlove with your girlfriend and fall in love with with someone else and it happens that you have to choose between them.. kindly choose the second one because if you really loved the first one you wouldn't have fallen for the second one
A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on television. The husband sighs and complains, "This is disappointing! It only lasted for 30 seconds!" "Good!" replied his wife, "Now you know how I always feel in bed."
Me : How was the exam, Bro?
Sam : Really hard bro, I left the paper blank
Me : I left it blank too, Bro
Sam : Oh God, teacher gonna think we cheated
One day an old woman walked into a
shop and got some dog food, she went to pay for it and the cashier
said you can’t buy that dog food. We need evidence that you have a
dog, so she bought in her dog and she
got the dog food. The next day the same old lady went
to get some cat food, And the cashier
said you can’t have that cat food we
need evidence that you have a cat, so
she went home and got her cat and
she got the cat food. Next day the same old lady went in
again and she had a box, she told the
cashier to put her finger in it, so she
did. She said it felt warm and soft, the
little old lady then said now you’re
satisfied can I have some toilet paper
"Whats
the difference between 'Potential ' and 'reality?'
Dad turns to wife: "Would you sleep with
Barack Obama for $1 million?"
Wife: "Of course, I will never waste that opportunity."
Dad turns to daughter: "Would you sleep with Brat Pitt for $1 million?"
Daughter: Yes! He is my fantasy.
Dad turns to elder son: "Would u sleep with Tom Cruise for
$l million?"
Eldest son: "Why not? Imagine what I would do with that money."
Dad then turns to his youngest son: "You see son, 'Potentially ' we are living with 3 millionaires BUT in 'reality ' we are living with two prostitutes and one Gay
nothing raises blood-pressure like an ugly girl who refuses to swallow pills after sex....
If you inlove with your girlfriend and fall in love with with someone else and it happens that you have to choose between them.. kindly choose the second one because if you really loved the first one you wouldn't have fallen for the second one
A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on television. The husband sighs and complains, "This is disappointing! It only lasted for 30 seconds!" "Good!" replied his wife, "Now you know how I always feel in bed."
Me : How was the exam, Bro?
Sam : Really hard bro, I left the paper blank
Me : I left it blank too, Bro
Sam : Oh God, teacher gonna think we cheated
One day an old woman walked into a
shop and got some dog food, she went to pay for it and the cashier
said you can’t buy that dog food. We need evidence that you have a
dog, so she bought in her dog and she
got the dog food. The next day the same old lady went
to get some cat food, And the cashier
said you can’t have that cat food we
need evidence that you have a cat, so
she went home and got her cat and
she got the cat food. Next day the same old lady went in
again and she had a box, she told the
cashier to put her finger in it, so she
did. She said it felt warm and soft, the
little old lady then said now you’re
satisfied can I have some toilet paper
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